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[MD9 Studio]

he was about to faint, but the lights opened and someone said ....

This post has been edited by Iverson: Dec 7 2002, 11:58 AM

[Paul]

Time for a recap

The clock struck 12 and Madox turned around when all of a sudden he saw a strange light shining in the garden, and heard strange sounds. A UFO had landed and the door started to open.

He ran upstairs to get a hairdryer, but he tripped on the stairs and fell into a big smelly pile of horseradish sauce, he shouted for help, but no one was home. The aliens were closing in when all of a sudden he got an idea to paint himself green.

He sneaked out through the backdoor to his shed, there he found a trapdoor, in the floor. But it was jammed, and the creatures were just inches away. It seemed like he had to give in.

He was hiding scared when the shed door started to glow and open and a peculiar smell wafted into the shed then a shadow, which looked like one of the Alien creatures came towards him. The snag was, it was blue, could he find some blue paint in time, to paint his face. He found a blue tin and stated to paint and soon discovered it was eating away at his face, he felt dizzy and could feel arms holding him and taking him to what looked like a large roller skate with multi-coloured flashing lights and a capsule that looked like some sort of time machine.

A door opened, and there stood a little red dwarf who said “how' it going where's the nearest snack bar”. He gave the dwarf a good slap in the face and went off looking for a coke, but when looking for a coke, he made a wrong turning and fell down a hole in the floor.

At the bottom of the hole there was a door leading to a to a big round doughnut shaped bar with an odd looking alien working behind it, who asked “Hey, are you Robert DeNiro's little brother?” “No I am not! Where am I?” Said Madox. The odd looking alien told him that he was at the annual Bull-Fighting Festival in Spain.

Suddenly he heard a rumbling sound and the ground seemed to vibrate. He looked around and he saw Paul charging towards him on a raging bull followed closely by Bobhome in his golf buggy. They were trying to get away from the green and yellow rhinoceros, which Ali was riding, to try to save the world from utmost destruction, but fate had plans of its own.

When passing though the graveyard, Zombies started popping out of the ground and one turned and asked him if he would like to go out for a drink sometime. Before he could answer, out of nowhere and with a loud roar a vampire jumped out and leached himself onto Madox's neck and said "Ugh! you taste like" Banana custard, mixed with garlic.

He was about to faint, but the lights opened and someone said "WAKE UP! Breakfast is ready"....

[Red|Faction]

where having eggs and bacon does the lil red dwarf wanna come.....

[usr.c]

He turned around and realized the dwarf had turned into a gigantic and scary-looking...

[Hughesy]

columbian drug lord with a....

[Red|Faction]

a big gun screamming say hello to my little.....

[Paul]

Pet dinosaur James.

[usr.c]

Madox trips over and accidently kills James, at which point the columbian drug lord's eyes turn red and...

[Hughesy]

reheat the now cold bacon and eggs for the family to enjoy until..

[Paul]

they have to face the fluffy, pink haired, purple people eater...

[Scary]

..BUT!! Selkie comes running through the door and....

[Paul]

opens up a can full of baked beans...

[usr.c]

But trips over and spills them on the pink haired purple people eater's...

[Scary]

...bold patch which makes him go all....

[usr.c]

(umm) bald and...